Bring it on...I will get with it!

Today...8" of snow or more

damn you say...

Windy...

oh com'on...

Maybe I can make a better day out of today then I first thought.
Photos...I will go for a great capture.
Bundle up and brave the weather.

I have to start pushing myself to get more involved with my own life...inspite of the weather. All my life I have been such a fair weather person.
Crippled by storms..


Whew! Braveheart Breakdown for a moment...
I will try...{{{{laughing}}}}

NEW PHOTOS HERE

You know you are from Michigan when....

It's been rainning ALL DAY!
Unseasonably warm!
laughing-check my ego self out>>>>>>>
The snow has all melted and now we have flooding.
Temps will be dropping and the rain turns back to snow.

You know you are from Michigan when:

* You own only three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup
* You design your Halloween costumes to fit over a snowsuit
* You have more miles on your snow blower than your car
* You have 10 favorite recipes for venison
* Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas
* You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard
* Driving is better in the winter because the potholes get filled with snow
* You think everyone from the city has an accent
* You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons
* You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car
* The local paper covers national and international headlines on l/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports
* Your snow blower gets stuck on the roof
* You think the start of deer hunting season is a national holiday
* Summer takes place the second week of July (and it still rains!!)
* You know which leaves make good toilet paper
* You find -20F a little chilly
* The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer
* You attended a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your snowmobile boots
* Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout
* You know the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.
* The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus
* You drink "Vernors" and play "Euchre"
* You actually 'get' these jokes, and forward them to all your Michigan friends

this g@#-forsaken place called Michigan.

We have broken our snow records.....
Winter advisories are in effect and I have had enough.

Michigan - God's Country - the joke

Aug 12 - Moved to Michigan. It is so beautiful here. The hills are so serene and beautiful. Can hardly wait to see snow cover them. God's country...I love it here.

Oct 14 - Michigan is the most beautiful place. The leaves are turning all different colors, I love the shades of red and orange. I went for a ride through the beautiful country side and spotted some deer, they are so graceful certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise Michigan, I love it here.

Nov 11 - Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and tranquillity. Hope it will snow soon...I love it here.

Dec 2 - It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in white, it looks like a post card. We went outside and cleaned the snow off of the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight, (I won) and when the snowplow came by, we had to shovel the driveway out again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in perfect harmony... I love Michigan.

Dec 12 - More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick again (that rascal). Winter wonderland... I love it here.

Dec 19 - More snow last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. F@#$%^& snowplow...

Dec 22 - More of the white s@#$ fell last night. I've got blisters on my hands from all this d@#% shoveling. I think the snow plow man hides around the corner and waits till I'm done shoveling my driveway...a_ _ hole!

Dec 25 - "White Christmas" my busted a@#! More friggin snow. If I ever get my hands on that son-of-a-b@#$% who drives that snow plow, I swear I'll castrate that dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't use more salt on the roads to melt this f@#$%^ ice.

Dec 28 - More white s@#$ fell last night. Been inside since Christmas Day, except for shoveling out the driveway after "Snow Plow Harry" comes by, prick...g_ _-d_ _ _ car is behind a ton of snow. The weatherman said to expect another 10 inches of s@#$ tonight. Do you know how many shovels of snow 10 inches is?

Jan 1 - Happy F@#$%^$ New Year. The weatherman was wrong (again.) We didn't get 10" last night, we got 34", stupid a_ _ weatherman anyway. At this rate it won't melt before the 4th of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road and the s@#$head had the balls to come to the door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him I've broken 6 shovels already, shoveling all the sh@# he pushed into my driveway, I broke the last one over his f@#$%$ head.

Jan 4 - Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food, on the way back a g@#d@#$ deer ran in front of me. I hit the bastard and tore my car all to hell. Did $3,000 in damages. Those f@#$%^$ beasts should be killed. Wish the hunters had killed all of them last November.

May 3 - Took the car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing rotted out from all the f@#$%^$ salt they keep dumping all over the road. Car looks like a piece of----.

May 10 - Moved back to New Mexico, I can't imagine why anyone in their right f@#$%^$ mind would ever want to live in this g@#-forsaken place called Michigan.

Funny Joke.. credits