Saturday, February 23, 2008

Walking with my pants pulled up to my kness...family drama

There have been several versions of how different religions
reinterpret the phrase "Shit Happens". from Net Funny.


TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.
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EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
SECULAR HUMANISM: Shit evolves.
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.

Acknowledging that SHIT HAPPENS....
I have decided to take a break.
"Yup a get outta town, go far away."

Regenerate a lost part of myself that I have been unable to connect with.
Pamper the parts of my body that need healing.

surrender to the sun those feelings I have that are not making any sence.

I leave in a week and I will take "two" for myself.

Ther is so much shit around here I am walking with my pants pulled to my kness.
I hate acting out on assumptions. I hate NOT KNOWING and waiting.
I hate the way I feel... When "Are you my dad?" comes home...

When I am old and I look at my wrinkled hands,
I want to know that the creases came from — among many things —motivation and emotion
to all that have I embraced well.

...and I am still in love with you.

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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. ~ Franklin P. Jones
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