Saturday, February 23, 2008

Walking with my pants pulled up to my drama

There have been several versions of how different religions
reinterpret the phrase "Shit Happens". from Net Funny.

TAOISM: Shit happens.
CONFUCIANISM: Confucious says, "Shit happens."
BUDDHISM: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
HINDUISM: This shit has happened before.
PROTESTANTISM: If shit happens, it happens to someone else.
CATHOLICISM: If shit happens, you deserved it.
JUDAISM: Why does shit always happen to US?
ISLAM: If shit happens, kill the person(s) responsible.
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EXISTENTIALISM: Shit doesn't happen; shit is.
JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES: No shit happens until Armaggedon.
ISLAM: When shit happens, kill Salman Rushdie.
REFORM JUDAISM: Got any Kaopectate?
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE: When shit doesn't happen, don't call a doctor--pray.

Acknowledging that SHIT HAPPENS....
I have decided to take a break.
"Yup a get outta town, go far away."

Regenerate a lost part of myself that I have been unable to connect with.
Pamper the parts of my body that need healing.

surrender to the sun those feelings I have that are not making any sence.

I leave in a week and I will take "two" for myself.

Ther is so much shit around here I am walking with my pants pulled to my kness.
I hate acting out on assumptions. I hate NOT KNOWING and waiting.
I hate the way I feel... When "Are you my dad?" comes home...

When I am old and I look at my wrinkled hands,
I want to know that the creases came from — among many things —motivation and emotion
to all that have I embraced well.

...and I am still in love with you.

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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there. ~ Franklin P. Jones
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